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HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............
Put by: Indra 04.01.2008 23:44
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Divi panki sēž trolejbusā. Iekpāj veca tantiņa un pieiet pie viena no pankiem un saka:
-Vai jūs lūdzu nepieceltos kājās?"
Otrs panks:
-Ha! Vecīt, es šito joku zinu. Tu piecelsies - viņa apsēdīsies!

Put by: paula 06.12.2007 21:06
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Kapēc čukča skrien pakaļ vilcieniem?
Jo viņš domā, ka tie viņu sauc..

Put by: paula 06.12.2007 21:05
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Brauc sapīpējies motociklists pa ceļu un domā:
-Hmm.. Ko darīt, ja apstādinās menti un jautās kapēc sarkanas acis, vai gadījumā neesmu sapīpējies? Teikšu ka vējs sapūta!
Pēc brīža tiešām apstādina un jautā:
-Kapēc acis sarkanas? Vējš sapūta?
-Nē, sapīpējos.

Put by: paula 06.12.2007 21:05
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Pie arsta:
-Dzerat?
-Neatteikšos.
Put by: paula 06.12.2007 21:05
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- Jus meklejat jaunu kasieri?
- Un veco ari.
Put by: paula 06.12.2007 21:05
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Iet pa ielu narkomans, skatas mazs zens sež uz zalites un gauži raud, jo ir pazaudejis ripu no mašinites. Narkomans jauta puisitim:
-Ko raudi, puisit?
-Es, es ripu pazaudeju!
-Nac, es tev savas iedošu!
-Ne, man mamma teica uz zalites sedet!
-Eh, ja man butu tada mamma...
Put by: paula 06.12.2007 21:04
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- Mamm, mamm, es brālīti gribu!
- Nu nezinu, parunā ar viņu pats...
Put by: paula 06.12.2007 21:03
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Tēti, vai taisnība, ka no ICQ, čatošanas un Skype, cilvēki paliek stulbāki?
- gygygygy, dēliņ, LOL
Put by: paula 06.12.2007 21:03
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Jaunlaulāts pāris iznāk no baznīcas.
To novēro divi puišeļi.
Vien saka: -Skat, kā es viņus izjokošu!
Pieskrien pie jaunā vīra un sauc: -Tēti! Tēti!

Put by: paula 06.12.2007 21:03
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